Seeing the name, face, and fence of this New Jersey 

Trumpnik inclines one toward the truth of 

predestination.

Face it, if either predestination or determinism is true,

everything is rigged.

Neo-Trumpian Cosmologist Says Entire Universe Is Rigged

"Why was I born in Utah?  Why am I a Mormon?

Why am I a Republican?  Why am I a Senator?

Why am I Orrin Hatch?  Maybe it's freedom. 

Yeah, it must be freedom."

"Believe me, if I had my druthers, I would have

been born a Chilehead.  But, you know, John

Calvin got his way, and so here I am, a pre-

destinated Potatohead."

Weighing 3,144 pounds and stretching for

230 feet, the Big Enchilada wants you to
know that everything is under control.

It is said that those who refuse to learn from history

are doomed to repeat it. It could also be said that those

who learn from history are like bugs trapped in amber.

Nihilistic Determinist Adopts Novel Anti-Choice, Anti-Life

Stance on the Abortion Issue

According to Calvinists, this young man was predestined

by God to be a killing machine. According to materialists,

this young man was determined by the laws of physics to be a

killing machine. According to believers in free will, this young

man chose to be a killing machine. So, any way you slice it,

this man is a killing machine. And you won't have much time

to ask him why he is a killing machine before he kills you.