Thanks to people like John Derbyshire, Kalashnikoff, the

Russian gun manufacturer, now sells as many AK-47s in

the U.S. as it does to all of Russia's police and military.

John Derbyshire Sez:  "White supremacy, in the sense 

of a society in which key decisions are made by 

white Europeans, is one of the better arrange-

ments History has come up with." 

'Deeply Literate', 'Funny', 'Incisive', 'Maddening',

 'Outrageous', 'Cranky', 'Provocative':  these are 

the adjectives National Review's Rich Lowry uses 

to describe John Derbyshire in a statement 

announcing his sacking.  You'll notice that

 'Racist' is not on the list.  Why is that?

"We are here to inform you, Mr. Derbyshire, that your

 bowtie will be terminated with extreme prejudice at 

0600 hours GMT."

'Race Science' is for White Supremacists with 

IQs above 110.

"I just don't know what got into the Derb.  

It just breaks my heart!"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #5

John Derbyshire

"I'm just fogging for the 'poisonous fake idealism of happy-

clappy multiculturalists and sick, weak, deracinated

 moral universalists'.  John Derbyshire sent me."

In Syria, people like John Derbyshire are

called 'Assadists'.  In America, they are

called 'Asshatists'.

Some argue this isn't John Derbyshire's

best side. Others agree, arguing that he

really doesn't have a 'best' side --- just

four bad ones.

In his new book, John Derbyshire devotes an

entire chapter to his case against female

suffrage. That's right, the Derb believes one

of the reasons we're doomed is because women

in America have the right to vote. He would

also repeal the Civil Rights Act of 1964 if he had

his way, but he remains somewhat wishy-washy

on the question of whether slavery should be

re-instituted.

"Is it just me," asks John Derbyshire, "or have 
presidential candidates been getting worse and worse 
these past few decades? These two are appalling. I
 shall not vote for either. Fact, I wouldn't trust either
 of them to mail a letter or empty my litterbox."

World's Worst Yobs #31

John Derbyshire