"Bartender, another round of Both Cider

for my friends!"

If This Were Only True

When National Review's Rich Lowry writes today 

of "the worst case for the GOP: Trump as a little 

bit of Todd Akin every day," one can almost hear 

the would-be Missouri Senator 'firing back'.

Rich Lowry Says Pamela Geller Doesn't Send Little 

Starbursts Through His TV Screen and Wants Her

 to Shut Up

"Alas, those little starbursts Sarah Palin once projected 

through the TV screen that ricocheted around the room

 have proved to be swamp gas, ignus fatuus, mere 

will-'o-the-wisps."

Rich Lowry Sez:  "The next time I hear a Republican 

strategist or a Republican politician say that there are 

jobs that Americans won't do, that person should be 

shot, he should be hanged, he should be wrapped in 

a carpet and thrown in the Potomac River.  You know 

that's what they did to Rasputin, I think it was a 

different river. But let me tell you, it worked."

[What he thinks should be done to Democrats

who say the same thing is NSFW.]

Rich Lowry (aka 'The Masculinator') Calls

Pajama Boy "An Insufferable Man-Child"

Rich Lowry Sez:  "Obama settled once and for all the

 debate over his place on the political spectrum and 

his political designs. He’s an unabashed liberal 

determined to shift our politics and our country 

irrevocably to the left."

[Do you suppose the 65,899,660 Americans

who voted for Obama know this?]

'Deeply Literate', 'Funny', 'Incisive', 'Maddening',

 'Outrageous', 'Cranky', 'Provocative':  these are 

the adjectives National Review's Rich Lowry uses 

to describe John Derbyshire in a statement 

announcing his sacking.  You'll notice that

 'Racist' is not on the list.  Why is that?

Roy 'Wrong Way' Riegels Sez:  "The Republican

Party doesn't have its A team on the field.”

"Sorry, Governor, but when you lose the backing of Bill

Kristol, Erick Erickson, Rich Lowry, Michelle Malkin,

Ann Coulter, and Dana Perino, you're headed for the

last roundup."

"Like Rich Lowry says, 'The torture memos
should be a source of pride'. I'm Talky Tina
and now I'm going to kill you!"

"And that's why I believe William Ayers is 
Christopher Buckley's real father, not 
William F. Buckley, Jr., the founder of 
National Review."

Winker

Wanker

If you see little Starbursts coming through your computer

screen right now, it's a perfectly normal experience and

doesn't mean you are suffering from autoerotism,

like Rich Lowry.

"Hey, America! Did you notice my flag pin is three times

bigger than Senator Biden's? And, doggone it, how do you

like the way my winks are making American males sit up a

little straighter on the couch? And what about my smile?

Isn't it sparkling and mesmerizing? Can't you just see little

starbursts coming through your TV screen and ricocheting

around the room right now? Debates are so awesome,

aren't they?"

"So what if Sarah Palin's knowledge of foreign policy

is no more than an inch deep! That's twice as deep

as mine was when I ran for President in 2000!"

World's Worst Yobs #26

Rich Lowry