HUD Secretary Ben Carson Announces Massive New 

Building Program to Store Nation's Surplus of 

Froot Loops

What Happened to Tony the Tiger After He Was Laid 

Off by Kellogg's Because of the Breitbart Boycott

What? Can it be true that Breitbartians have become 

Cereal Killers?

Now that Breitbart has declared war on

Kellogg's, what is Larry Solov going to

do without his Pop-Tarts®?

Froot Loops Declare War on Froot Loops

"So, you're boycotting Froot Loops, eh? You must really 

hate Kellogg's."

"No, Breitbart."

Investigation Underway After Video Surfaces Showing 

Manneken Pis Peeing on Snap, Crackle, & Pop®'s Lawn

In order to store the burgeoning supply of Froot Loops,

the Great Wall of Trump had to be built taller and

taller every year.

Ben Carson says the archaeologists are wrong: 

Egyptians didn't build the pyramids to bury pharaohs; 

Joseph built the pyramids to store Froot Loops.

"Honey, you won't believe what I just found in

this box of Froot Loops!"

Wizard of Oz Accused of Fearmongering

on Apple Jacks®

Toucan Sam Sez:  "Froot Loops Now

 Contains 25% More Sarah Palin!"

Kellogg's Accuses General Mills

of Being 'Cereal Liar'