"Here's Johnny Appleseed!"

As you would expect, Ted Cruz uses a Rotten Apple computer.

If you like your apples to taste like grapes,

you're probably a Grappler.

Uh-oh, looks like it's just about Trump's feeding time.

Annoying Apple Tries to Make Comeback

by Claiming COVID-19 Virus Originated

in Dr. Zoidberg's Lab

Dana Loesch, NRA Street Vendor

Little Known Fact #66

Trump drinks his Gerber's Apple Juice out of a

champagne flute.

What Sean Spicer Does in His Spare Time

Still Life with Adam, Fruit, and Obedient Eve

The Unexpurgated Bible #101

"And when she heard that women who eat apples daily have 

better sex, Eve took of the fruit thereof, and did eat."

Common Core

Common Bore

"The Governor Jan Brewer Apple Peeler with Suction Base

is only $19.95.  Be among the first 100 callers and we will

double your order.  All you pay is extra shipping and 

handling.  Call now!"

Michele Bachmann Requests Withdrawal of Dual Swiss

 Citizenship, Citing Her Life-Long Fear of Caramel Apples 

"Nice landing, but you've got to admit it could've been just a 

little bit better had you been using the GPS function of the 

iPhone 4S."

Wizard of Oz Accused of Fearmongering

on Apple Jacks®

Drunken Elk, Smashed on Applejack, Rescued from Treetop

William Shakespeare was the apple of his eye.

Greedy Teacher

"Applejack I've heard of, but can't say I've ever heard of

Appleback."

Johnny Rotten Apple