Even Liberty University's Falwell Center 

for Internet Memes has been locked down.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #849

Bob Good

Inasmuch Virginia Beach, the home of Liberty University,

is only 10 feet above sea level, the Get Louder Faith 

Summit didn't amount to a hill of beans.

Name Change

"Giancarlo Granda says he had sex with Becki Falwell while 

Jerry Falwell Jr, head of Liberty University and a 

staunch supporter of President Trump, looked on."

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Giving Female Disciple Hands-On

Instruction in Social Distancing

Some universities are named ironically.

'Governor Northam Quotes 1 Corinthians; 

Liberty University Responds with Exodus 20:16'

God Looking Forward to This Clusterfuck, Says He's 

Been Meaning to Thin This Herd Anyway

The Unexpurgated Bible #143

"For I say unto you, That except your disingenuousness shall 

exceed the disingenuousness of Jerry Falwell, Jr., ye shall in 

no case enter into the kingdom of heaven."

Two Corinthians walk into the Liberty University Food 

Court.  "Oh, hell, no wine!" exclaimed the first. "I'm afraid 

you need to put a quarter in the swear jar," admonished 

the second.

Jerry Falwell, Jr., is proof conclusive that rotten fruit does

not fall far from the tree.

The Unexpurgated Bible #115

And as he journeyed, Ted came near Liberty University: 

and suddenly there shined round about him a light from

 Heaven. And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying 

unto him, "Ted, Ted, the time has come to pull America's

leg!"

Bully in the Pulpit

Warm Scuzzies #6
Matt Barber

"I've got to say that maybe the students at the New School 

could learn a lesson in cowed conformity from the students 

at Liberty University."

Speaking to the Columbia University graduates,

the Maverick said, "You shoulda seen those fundies

I spoke to down at Liberty University. What a bunch

of right-wing hosers!"

"And when I speak to those graduates at

Liberty University, founded by a man who

panders to the outer reaches of politics

and the agents of intolerance, my

inspiration will be Emerson, who once said,

'A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of

little minds'."