God One to Air Force One: "Tag . . . you're it!"

Before Stormy Monday, There's Stormy Sunday

Where Lightning Goes When It Dies

Ajit Pai Defends Using Thunderbolts Against 

the 23 State Attorneys-General Who Have Sued

 to Block the Overturning of Net Neutrality

"If I'm lying, may God  -- ooh ee oo ah ah!" 

<Snap! Crackle! Pop!>

While he is waiting for God to tell him to run for President,

God is waiting for John Kasich to be struck by lightning.

At last, he had found the pot of gold at the end of the 

rainbow.  And then . . .

Newt says "the left doesn't be-

lieve the Wright Brothers in-

vented flying."  That's correct:

insects invented flying.  Newt 

also says "the left doesn't be-

lieve Edison invented elec-

tric light."  That's also

correct:  God invented

electric light and called

it 'lightning'.  Newt knows

a lot about the left because

he's a historian.

OK, Jehovah, now that you've proved your divinity

with lightning strikes, what about dubstep?

Touchdown Jesus to Be Rebuilt, But Not Out of

Butter This Time

Before God Revealed to 'Touchdown Jesus' in a Flash

of Lightning That He Hates Football and Loves Soccer
After

Proof That Lightning Never Strikes the Same Place Twice

Lightning Strikes New York Times Building,

Turns Bill Kristol Into Buckwheat

Things to Avoid #9

Wearing a Coiled-Steel Bonnet in an Electrical Storm

When the Almighty was asked if He preferred to gamble at

Mandalay Bay or Luxor, He sent an unmistakable sign.