In all fairness, Ted Cruz did not 'run away' during the

2021 Texas Power Crisis.  He 'rolled away'.

"Honey, did you pack Bidenomics in your

portmanteau?"

"Yes, dear."

David Duke with Baggage

"I'm like David Duke without the baggage."

Because it makes them hallucinate John 'The Eraser' Kruger 

saying, "You're luggage!"

Luggage Ensemble Can't Stop Thinking About

When It Was an Alligator in Eraser

Gulliver's Luggage

"And the time you shot the alligator and said,

'You're luggage!' That really blissed me out!"