All It Takes Is a Tiny Prick

On the cover of Newsweek, Donald Trump shows

you how to hold your mouth when pronouncing

the word, 'Cuba'.

Sure, it's long and hard, bnt would everyone please

keep their hands off David Mamet's gun?

Newsweek To Cease Print Publication, Will Go All-

National Enquirer , All the Time, Early Next Year

Media World Freaks over 

Newsweek Cover

First there was the 'Wimp Factor'.

Then came the 'Tiny Face Factor'.

"Niall Ferguson is a fabulist."

"Whew!  For a moment there, I thought you

said, 'Niall Ferguson is a fatalist'."

World's Worst Yobs #263

Niall Ferguson

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Flop

Newsweek Editor Says Cover Picture of

Barack Obama Not Photoshopped

During Holy Week, 2012, Jesus returned to 

Earth---not exactly as a thief in the night, 

but as a gay conservative British Jewish 

Catholic. 

The primary difference between Mormons and

 other Christian fundamentalists is this: Mormons

 can believe more than six impossible things

before breakfast.

In Swords and Sandals, you create a gladiator,

arm him with a variety of armor and weapons,

 and then send him into battle against a horde

of Dirty Rotten Imbeciles.

"Just between you and me, Marge, she looks just like that

crazy lady on the cover of Newsweek magazine."

"The Newsweek cover shoots are so stressful

 and so intense, Michele carries and takes all

sorts of pills. Prevention pills. Pills during

the shoot. Pills after the shoot. Actually,

Michele has to take these pills wherever

she goes."

Why is Tina Brown so fascinated with

Sarah Palin's tits?

Jon Meacham: the Pompous Ass Who

Put the Schaden in Schadenfreude

Newspeakweek

Welcome to the United States of Exaggeration, Hyperbole,
Bombast, Bald-Faced Lies, Bloviation, Bullshit on Stilts,
Whoppers, and Yarns

Evan Thomas, age 58, is old enough to be a Grandpa.
Jon Meacham, age 40, is young enough to still have
a live Grandpa. So why did these two men decide to
entitle their Newsweek cover story, 'The Case for Killing
Granny', instead of 'The Case for Killing Grandpa'? What
do you suppose these perverse contrarians have against
their Grandmothers?