“They’re turning on you, Donald.  All of them.”

Remember the Great TP Panic of 2020?

It's All About the Genitals

Squeeze Panic Pete and he exclaims,

"Critical Race Theory gonna get yo mama!"

Panicdemic!

Panic Buying Drives Up Price of

Pink Cat Tutus

The technical term for this condition is 'Scrotal Panic'.

Pachyderm Panic Attack

We are not going to tell you about COVID-19

 because we don't want you to panic.

Did you know our words, 'panic' and 'pandemic', are 

derived from the name of the Greek god, Pan, a satyr 

who played the flute?

Recently-Declassified Photograph #49

Where's Melania?

Like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody

expected the Corncob Lobby.

During the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020, 

no corncob was safe.

He hadn't been diagnosed with the coronavirus

and he didn't quite understand the link between

the virus and toilet paper, but he wasn't taking

any chances.

Trump's Panic Room