After Maxine Waters Told Jim Jordan to

Shut His Mouth

"If Joseph built pyramids to store grain,

I can build pyramids to store Froot Loops,"

Carson rejoined.

Trump's Panic Room

What Trump Says:  "I'm going to be nice tonight."

What Trumpniks Hear: "It's time to play 'Let's Pretend'."

Trump says Maxine Waters is "an extraordinarily

 low IQ person." Did Trump say this because 

Maxine is an African-American, a woman, a 

Democrat, or because he's a Snerdface?

Maxine Waters Sez:  "I am accustomed to being harassed."

Newton Leroy, Master of Gingrich Hall and the

 oldest surviving member of Georgia's antebellum 

plantation aristocracy, says he could knock 

Maxine Waters down if he could generate 

enough energy to stand up.