"I asked my dad if I could borrow $20,000 so I could start a

 business, and he said, 'Son, when did you start drinking 

hand sanitizer'?"

“If parents care at all about their children or grandchildren,

and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren

now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents,

they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards

listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop

Dogg, and parents don’t like them.  I know I don't!”

She had already begun to suspect that her
parents were out of their fucking minds.

Let's be fair: should we blame John Podhoretz for the

fact that his father is Norman Podhoretz and his

mother is Midge Decter?

“Motherhood," says Michelle Malkin, "should bring a ferocity,
and dare I say, make us more violent.” Judged by this standard,
Michelle's mother must be proud of how her daughter turned out.