Warm Scuzzies #1,144

David Schamen

Warm Scuzzies #232

Solamere Capital

U.S. Justice Department Accuses Professional

Gambler of Running a Global Poker Scheme

"Well, sounds to me like it's another one of the Pharaoh's

 damned Pyramid Schemes!"

A spokesman for Tall Birds Against Perry 

said Thursday he has never forgotten when Rick

Perry--then Texas' Agriculture Commissioner--

said, "Breeding and processing emus represent

a new direction for Texas agriculture.  This is a

product that is raised, processed and manufactured

right here in Texas, which means we are keeping

jobs, opportunities and dollars at home working

for all Texans."  Just a few years later, the

Great Texas Emu Bubble burst, leaving

 Texas investors saying, "Charles Ponzi

was a saint, compared to Rick Perry!" 

Charles Ponzi Warns America Not to Be Fooled

by What He Calls a 'Perry Scheme'

Spokesman for Rick Perry's Presidential Campaign Denies

GOP Hopeful Has Ever Said Social Security Is a

'Fonzie Scheme'

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #51

National Lampoon's Ponzi Madness

Warm Scuzzies #161

Timothy Durham

Ponzi Schemer Scott Rothstein Racks Up 20,920,701 Rewards
Points on His American Express Card, Says He Will Use Them
to Purchase a Snazzy New Prison Wardrobe

"Ooo, ooo, ooo, so Pete loved Sir Allen the Ponzi Schemer,

eh? Sounds to me like he's another Cheetah!"

Warm Scuzzies #47

Pete Sessions

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #94

Ex-Stanford CFO James M. Davis Pleads Guilty in Fraud Case,
Regales His Pals with Tales of Sir Allen Stanford and His
$8 Billion Ponzi Scheme

Sir Allen Stanford's leg shackles are certainly
putting a hitch in his get-along.

Bernard Madoff Sentenced to 150 Years in Prison;
'A Mere Slap on the Wrist' Say Those Who Wanted
the Sentence to Be At Least 1,500 Years

Bernie Madoff Goes Straight to Jail, Does Not Pass GO,

Does Not Collect $200

Grandpa Munster Sues Bernie Madoff

for Character Assassination

Bernie Madoff Enters Guilty Plea on the Condition

That 'Ponzi Scheme' Be Renamed 'Madoff Scheme'

in His Honor

Henry Winkler Lookalike Charged with Fonzie Scheme;

Impersonator Reportedly Bilked Happy Days Fans Out

of Billions of Laughs Over Three Decades