There are five theories of truth:  Correspondence, 

Coherence, Pragmatic, Redundancy, and Semantic.

Are they now nugatory?

Rand Paul Calls for Impeachment of Merrick Garland, 

Repeal of Espionage Act, and Mass Production of 

Ivermectin, Incandescent Light Bulbs, and 

Anti-Low-Flow Toilets

Now that the opponents of abortion have won the battle, 

if not the war, what issue will energize the Republican Party 

in the future?

Champion of Incandescent Bulbs

Short Circuits

Is there a Society for the Protection of the 

Inventor of the Wheel?  If not, why not?

Trump Complains It Takes 10-15 Flushes to Get Rid of the 

Lightbulbs Which Make Him Look Orange

Q: "How many Trumps does it take to screw 

in an incandescent lightbulb?"

A: "One, when he's not out haranguing about 

'Low-Flow Toilets'.  Two, when he is."

When the lighting is just right, you can see Mike Pompeo's

double chin from up to 25 yards away.

Not since the Lighthouse of Alexandria has there been

 a light source as awesome as the Great Gaslight of Trump.

Did Michael Cohen, perhaps the dimmest bulb in

 Trump's chandelier, pay $130,000 out of his own

 weekly allowance  to hush Stormy Daniels's

 talkative tush?

Joe Biden (Code Name 'Purple Hazer') Setting Up

Fog Machine for President Obama's SOTU; Krypton

Lasers to Be Provided Courtesy of Beyoncé and Jay-Z

Limbaugh Lite

Q:  Does anyone remember how many incandescent 

lightbulb jokes Newt Gingrich told at CPAC this year?

A:  Newt who?

GE Salmon Comes in Three Varieties:  Incandescent, 

Fluorescent, and LED

Tom Bodett Forgets to Leave Light On in Senate 

for Joe Lieberman's Farewell Address

"Deadmau5's London light show was absolutely insane. 

This is shit!"

Governor Daniels Gives Incandescent Response to President

Obama's SOTU Address, Says He Has a Better Idea

Ask to see Texas Congressman Joe Barton's Dim Bulb

Club membership card and he'll gladly show it to you.

Q: "How many Rand Paul's does it take

to screw in an incandescent lightbulb?"

A: "One, when he's not out haranguing

about 'Low-Flow Toilets'.  Two, when he is."

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