Four Carbon Units in Search of an Exit Ramp

Senator John Thune says AR-15s are needed in South

Dakota to shoot prairie dogs and other types of 

ornery varmints.

At 6'4", John Thune is probably too tall to be

 'Mitch's Boy'.

And where did The Subversive Seven spend the 4th 

of July?  In the United States, celebrating

American independence? No, in Moscow,

coddling the Russians and Vladimir Putin.

Turtle, Tortoise, or Terrapin?

John Thune Advises Amphibian on How to Survive a

Mass Shooting

Senate GOP Leadership Haunted by Ghost of Cassidy Past

Senate GOP Leadership Laughs Off Fact That 2.43 Million 

Texans Will Lose Health Insurance Under Proposed Plan

The Senate GOP Leadership: What a bunch of 

Nervous Nellies!

The Dakotaraptor, discovered in the Hell Creek Formation, 

lived during the Cretinous Period of the Republican Party.

"I swear to God, the next person who calls me 'Lurch'

I will fold, spindle, and mutilate!"

"When I take the spice gas, I can fold space and travel

to any part of the Universe without moving."

"Men, I think we need to come up with another explanation

for why we are melting, besides it's not because of 

climate change."

"Hold on a minute!  John Cornyn and I were not elected to

the U. S. Senate simply because we have strong chins.

Other parts of our anatomy are excellent as well."

“Divided government here in Zombieland is the best time —

and some would argue the only time — where you can do

really big stuff, like denying health care to everybody

too old, too young, or too poor to afford it."

"Some people confuse my mouth with the entrance to

Mammoth Cave.  Ha! Ha! Ha!  That might be funny if I

were from Kentucky, instead of South Dakota.  We

don't have caves nearly that big."

"Yeah, I'm a gomer.  How did you guess?"

Empty Suit

Emptier Suit

Name That Thune Musical Quiz Show Debuts on Radio

Station WKXL in New Hampshire

Senator John Thune,

Corporate Concubine