"Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said his new election police force 

has charged 20 people with voter fraud in the 2020 presidential 

election." That's 20 votes out of 10,965,776 votes cast in 2020.

Woot woot!

Return with us to the days of yesteryear, when 'the young 

and always earnest' Garrett Ziegler ventured to a Nevada

Indian reservation to investigate alleged vote-buying.

When was the last time you had a big,

steaming bowl of GOPer scandal?

Well, neighbor, that's too long!

Warm Scuzzies #1,160

Steven Hotze

GOP Putting in Place Election Theft Mechanisms

for 2022 and 2024

Orange Julius Caesar Wants Georgian

to 'Recalculate the Vote'

Federal Election Commission Chair Trey Trainor

Defends Conspiracy Theorist Sidney Powell, a

Lawyer on Rudy Giuliani's Voter Fraud

Legal Team

Warm Scuzzies #942

Steve Watkins

What's the penalty for disgracing yourself, your 

office, and your state in the eyes of the entire nation?  

A promotion into the governor's office as deputy

 director at a salary of $205,000 a year.

Greg Abbott needed something to do after

the Jade Helm 15 Conspiracy fizzled.

Despite winning the Kris Kobach Prize for 2019, Texas

Secretary of State David Whitley has resigned.  The

word on the street is that this close friend of Governor

Greg Abbott will soon be promoted into the

Trump Administration.

Warm Scuzzies # 853

David Whitley

Joe Bob Briggs used to criticize a movie if it had too much 

plot that got in the way of the story. Likewise, Trump and

 Scott like to make claims so long as too much evidence

 doesn't get in the way of their conspiratorial narratives.

Just as news unfavorable to Trump is branded 'fake news', 

votes against Rick Scott are labeled 'rampant voter fraud'. 

There's nothing a Republican fears more than counting 

all the votes.

Bradley Sleazeman is alive and well, doing his damndest

to suppress the vote in Dodgy City, Kansas.

"Who's hiding behind the Killer Klown mask?"

"Kris Kobach."

"Wow! How did you guess?"

Trump Disbands Kris Kobach, Didn't Know Finger 

Was Loaded

"Be honest: under all that makeup, you're really 

Kris Kobach, aren't you?"

Vulgar Talking Yam Who Won't Release His Tax Returns

 Holding Krusher Kobach Hostage Until You Give Him 

Your Private Voter Information

Gregg Phillips wants a national voter

ID so he can vote in all 50 states, not 

just in Alabama, Mississippi, and

Texas.