Someone who heard one of her paid speeches said, 

"Hillary Clinton sounded more like a Goldman Sachs 

managing director than Lloyd Blankfein does."

I Remember Dubya #67

Dubya may no longer be the Commander-

in-Chief, but he's still the Grifter-in-Chief.

"In my commencement speech at the 

University of Houston, I will tell the

graduates to become movie stars

and clip their alma mater for

$135,000 in speaking fees."

Warm Scuzzies #545

University of Houston

If Hillary Clinton runs for President and is elected, just

think how much the American people will save in

speaking fees.

While she commands $75,000 per speech, Chelsea

Clinton commands $100,000 to not speak.

"Mr. Geithner, why would anyone pay you $200,000

for making a single speech?  Are your jokes that

funny?"

Pythia, the Oracle at Delphi, to Raise 

Speaking Fee to $200,000 to Bring It

 into Line with Hillary Clinton's

In retirement, Ron Paul will charge $50,000 to speak,

$100,000 to not speak.

Speaking of James Carville, Bill Clinton says, "He likes

to act crazy because it helps him get speaking gigs. He

figures if he goes around acting like he needs a rabies

shot that more and more people will want to see him."

"Yes, George," Laura thought, "you look like a dry drunk,

but the $15 million you've made in speaking fees since you

left office has really come in handy."

And then the day came when some people paid Haley

Barbour $50,000 to speak, and other people paid him

$75,000 not to speak.

Larry Summers, director of the White House National
Economic Council, received $2.77 million in 2008 for
giving about 40 speeches, mostly to Wall Streeters.
That's about $69,000 per speech. Incidentally, you
didn't know it, but you have been charged for the
privilege of looking at this picture of him giving
one of those speeches. Your invoice is already
in the mail.

"Forget about that 'free speech' nonsense! If you want to 
hear one of my speeches, it'll cost you somewhere between 
$15,000 and $60,000, depending on the desired 
truth-to-bullshit ratio."