Try to imagine something more revolting than being 

sexually harassed by Corey Lewandowski.

Is it better to give Coronavirus or to receive it?

Alex Jones Challenges Sebastian Gorka to a

 'Charity Bare-Knuckle Boxing Match'

The Donald J. Trump Foundation Is Dissolving

Alex Azar Sez: "It is one of the great acts of 

American generosity and charity, what we are

 doing for these unaccompanied kids."

Trump Foundation Pays $20,000 for Life-Size

Portrait of Donald Trump, Tiny Hands and All

Donald Trump's idea of charity is buying a Tim Tebow

helmet for $12,000 and paying for it with other people's

money.

"Charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up."

Of Donald Trump Dostoevsky's Nastasya Filipovna 

might have said, "His vanity is even greater than his 

lust for money."

I Remember Dubya #67

Dubya may no longer be the Commander-

in-Chief, but he's still the Grifter-in-Chief.

Local Man Using GoFundMe to Buy His Very Own

Personal Congressman

"And now abideth faith, hope, love, these three; 

but the greatest of these is love."

Someone please start a Go Funk Me campaign so Richard 

Mack can buy this Zigaboo Modeliste album.

"Behold, brethren, the Fist of Charity!"

Vladimir Putin Accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge

"In the tradition of Ice Road Truckers, the History 

Channel is proud to announce a new reality show: 

Ice Bucket Challengers!"

That night, it was unclear whether Fearguth had accepted 

the Pinhead Challenge, the Buckethead Challenge, or both.

In light of the recent exposé, Move America Forward 

is changing its name to Move Grifters Forward.

Snug Harbor, a New Eleemosynary Institution, Founded

to Provide Shelter for Victims of Hurricane Obama

The Unexpurgated Bible #81

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people
 in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward 
from your Father who is in heaven. Thus, when you  pre-
tend to wash dishes, sound no trumpet before you,  as the 
hypocrites do in the soup kitchens and in the streets, 
that they may be praised by others."