It is comforting to know that bipartisan power couple

Mary Matalin and James Carville have 'totally retired'

to a $2 million condo in New Orleans.

"Shut this puppy down!" the James Carville impersonator

exclaimed.

‘James Carville’ Joins SNL to Heap Praise on Ted Cruz 

as the ‘Most Talented and Fearless’ GOP Politician of 

the Last 30 Years

CNN Leaving Carville, Matalin

Speaking of James Carville, Bill Clinton says, "He likes

to act crazy because it helps him get speaking gigs. He

figures if he goes around acting like he needs a rabies

shot that more and more people will want to see him."

Gollum Advises Obama to "Fire. Indict. Fight."

“I really appreciate the harp, Lord, but I’m not dead yet,

despite what James Carville is saying.”

It took a while, but most people finally agreed that

James Carville's bald head would look better with

Mary Matalin's hair on it, and vice versa. Also, that

both would be more attractive with beards.

"I once witnessed an experienced big man slap a

professional female colleague across the face

because she was ugly, and no one thought

anything of it, especially me, since I was much

uglier than she was and, besides, I was married

to James Carville."

In Reihan Salam, the GOP now has its very own James Carville.

"Obama has to get mad," James Carville says. Well, maybe.

But he needs to keep in mind that Obama doesn't enjoy the

advantage of having Mary Matalin around the house all day

to keep him non compos mentis.

"Would it be fair to say, Ms. Matalin, that God created you

because no one else on Earth would marry James Carville?"

James Carville and Mary Matalin couldn't contain their grief

when they learned the Fourth Amendment had died.

It's Obama, Stupid!

Carville Compares Richardson to Judas

Richardson Compares Carville to Gollum

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Getting It On:

That's Erotica!

James Carville and Mary Matalin Holding Hands:
That's Pornography!

Hurricane Dean has devastated the Isle of Carville, Harold's

Fjord, and the DLC Peninsula. Forecasters say it's now a

Category 5 Storm, headed directly toward the Republican

Mainland.

"Oh," replied Ms. Matalin, "on one of his good days,

it's about this long when fully erect."

Suddenly, Mary understood what James was

referring to with all his 'dickweed', 'rod parsley',

and 'johnson grass' jokes.