Sean and Shree Go Shopping at Apple

"In the Post-Modern Era, there are no heroes, only villains.

  Like Jesus said,  'A prophet is not without honour, save in 

his own country, and in his own house'.  Take me, for instance."

One way to approach the problem of theodicy is to ask:

Why has God allowed the Grinning Skull to live longer 

than Steve Jobs?

Steve Jobs was proof that corporate CEOs don't necessarily

 have to be thieves, frauds, or greedy bastards.

Apple's iJobs Unveils 'Intimate' iPad to
iLovers of iPods and iPhones

"Your liver is evil and must be punished." So read the
cryptic email Steve Jobs received several years ago.
At the time he had no idea what it meant. Now he does.

Ask Jobs^SM

"You can store the entire contents of President Bush's 

brain on the new 8 Gb iPod Na-Nu Na-Nu and 

still have over 7 gig to spare."

And then iGod said, "Let there be iPods."

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the revolutionary new

iPhone can do almost anything, except keep you from

getting old and losing your hair."

Steve Jobs' latest product innovation is aimed at the French

market and has been tentatively named, La Pomme Grosse de

Terreur. What it will be used for is still a closely guarded secret.