When he heard the words, 'Bret Baier', he immediately

thought, 'Tailpipe Emissions'.

The 13 GOPers Who Voted Against 

the Confirmation of Pete Buttigieg as 

Secretary of Transportation

"Buttigieg, you're better than sugar in water!"

If Trump made you cry in 2016, 

Buttigieg will make you laugh

in 2020.

Mayor Pete Tries to Baffle the Professor

Some say Pete is too gay, some say he's not 

gay enough.

When asked how much Pete Buttigieg weighs, Alfred E.

Neuman replied, "About 65 kilowhatmeworries.  A

lightweight, in other words."

Trump's BFF Jacob Wohl Expecting

Big Promotion at The Slime Factory

Mike Pence, Compassionate Christian

If they want to consume Mayor Pete like a 'hearty stew', 

Democrats would probably also like to spit Tucker 

Carlson out of the Universe like a watermelon seed.