When Elise Stefanik's Glue Snort is sublated by her Meth Hit, 

it's what's called, in Hegelian terms, the Negation of the Negation.

Like Sean Hannity, meth-ravaged Lamb Chop says

she is not a journalist.

Formerly Known as Farcebook

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #194

Adventures in Aestheticism #240

Crank Force One

To a Trumpnik, listening to Trump lie is more pleasurable 

than snorting a line of coke or smoking crystal meth.

Just Say No! No! No!

When Porn Breaks Bad: Crystal Meth Edition

"Stewart Rhodes, founder of Oath Keepers, says the 

current standoff at the wildlife refuge in Oregon is being 

'manufactured by potheads who want a fight.' Potheads 

don't want a fight. He must be confusing us with 

methheads."

"Crystal meth?  Do I look like

someone who uses crystal meth?"

"Crank?  What crank?"

Father Kevin Wallin (aka 'Monsignor Meth') was a cross-

dresser who liked 'sex in the rectory' and laundered his 

drug money by operating a shop, the Land of Oz, that 

sold porn and sex toys.  Otherwise, he was 'a very 

honorable man of God'.

As Patrick J. Sullivan, Jr. can now attest, if you are 68 years

old, trading meth for sexual favors from recovering drug

 addicts is not what wise men do.

Patrick J. Sullivan, Jr., former Sheriff of the Year, is being

held in the Patrick J. Sullivan, Jr. Detention Facility in

Centennial, Colorado, on charges of trading meth for sex.

The gods of irony have reportedly busted a gut laughing.

No Republican will be napping tonight during John McCain's

acceptance speech, especially those living in Wasilla, the

Meth Capital of Alaska.

"Unknot my hands, O Lord, so that I may throw

this meth away!"