Senate Unanimously Passes 'The Military Suicide Prevention 

and Good Riddance to Tom Coburn Act.'

Rude Rhymes #84

Antic Urn

Tom Coburn

"The tie?  Oh, Ben Franklin obviously 

wouldn't approve, but it's a loaner from 

Fearguth's Ludicrous Librarian Legacy 

Collection."

Oxymorons for Our Time #159

Managed Catastrophe

Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK) Suggests President

Obama Could Be Impeached for His Intentional

Mishandling of Hurricane Katrina

"Erick, the son of Erick?  Wasn't he the Viking wannabe 

who was fired by CNN, The Most Trusted Name in News?"

Senator Coburn's Cat

It didn't take long for the world to realize that Tom

Coburn was nothing more than a run-of-the-mill

street thug.

Okie from Muskogee Embraces Member 

of Liberal Sleeper Cell

"Speaking just in terms of logical fallacies, Mr. Lankford, 

I would have to say your forehead is a Slippery Slope 

and your Adam's apple is, well, a perfect example of

the Reductio ad Absurdum."

"Call now, and I'll double your order.  All you have to pay is

shipping and handling.  This makes an excellent paperweight,

bathroom tissue, or doorstop!"

Speaking of government waste, can you imagine how much

money was spent printing Senator Tom Coburn's magnum

opus, Back in Black: a Deficit Reduction Plan?  One can

only hope it's now being used in Oklahoma privies, one

page at a time, to help reduce another kind of waste. 

“It’s just a good thing I can’t pack a gun on the Senate floor,

 or I'd make the caning of Senator Charles Sumner (R-MA)

 by Senator Preston Brooks (D-SC) look like a pillow fight."

How fitting it is that Oklahoma, the state which blessed

us with Senator James Inhofe and Senator Tom Coburn

(famous climate change deniers), has just enjoyed the

nation's highest monthly average temperature

(89.1 degrees) ever.  Swelter, suckers, swelter!

"As a member of the Senate's Gang of Six, I'm setting my

sights on people who are sucking off."

Not only is Senator Coburn unrepentant

for being John Ensign's 'fixer', but also,

he says, "I am proud of what I did and

the way I did it."  If you don't see things

the way the Senator does, it's probably

because you're not a member of The

Family and a Christian obstetrician

 from Oklahoma.

The only thing sillier than a shrimp on a treadmill is

Tom Coburn speaking on the Senate floor.

"I am no longer a member of the Gang of Six.  I am now a

member of the Gang of One."

"Relax, Senator Coburn, that call was from Rachel Maddow.

She just wanted to say, 'Hi!'"

"I love Barack Obama," said Senator Coburn. "I think he's

a neat man. I don't want him to be president, but I still love

him. He is our President. He's my President. And I disagree

with him adamantly on 95% of the issues, but that doesn't

mean I can't have a great relationship. And that's a model

people ought to follow." This was just too good to last,

so five minutes later, Asteroid 2005 YU55 collided with

the Earth, causing the greatest mass extinction since the

end of the Cretaceous Period, 65 million years ago.