“I think the minimum wage law has outlived its 

usefulness and I would vote to repeal it.  I would 

also vote to send Tony Hayward, BP's former 

CEO, a 'Thank You Holiday Gift Basket'."

"Tony, the Deepwater Horizon well is now dead, so

you can come out of hiding."

"Hmmm, at roughly $2 million each, $18 million

will buy me nine more yachts. Now that I think

about it, that minor misadventure in the Gulf of

Mexico hasn't turned out bad for me at all."

Now that BP has dumped Tony Hayward,

is an apology from Joe Barton next?

Dudley Do-Right to Succeed Tony Hayward as

Chief Executive of BP

BP Fires Tony Hayward, Gives Him His Life Back--

and $18 Million

Sign of the Times #11

"And neighbor, when you stop by for a quick

fill-up, tell 'em you just stepped off Tony

Hayward's yacht!"

"Tunku says he is telling people he feels Tony

Hayward's pain. That's pretty funny, isn't it?"

According to Reihan Salam, Joe Barton comes "across as

a strangely gentle figure," sounding "more like a pastor

than like a politician, ruing man’s inhumanity to man."

[Shall we now sing a hymn or pass the collection plate?]

Tony Hayward Gets Life Back, Licks Wounds

at Yacht Race

Corporate Felon

Corporate Fellator

"I came not into the world to save it.

I came into the world to destroy it!"

"How much harm could I possibly do? I'm just a microsurd

in the Intergalactic Plantetary Dimension."