"You may be wondering why I called this meeting."

Carmelo Flores, a Bolivian farmer,

attributes his longevity---he's 123

years old---to a diet of quinoa,

riverside mushrooms, and around-

the-clock chewing of coca leaves.

And he's always high, living as

he does in a hamlet located 13,123

feet above sea level.

Warm Scuzzies #322

Gonzalo Sánchez de Lozada

Given the choice, would you rather have a

69-year-old head resting atop a classically-sculpted

29-year-old body,

or own a prosperous Mennonite farm in Bolivia?

"Mama, tell me again why Jehovah God put us, the disciples

of Menno Simon, an Anabaptist from the Netherlands, into

the Bolivian jungle. It always seems to make more sense

when you tell the story."

Having won 63% of the recall vote, Bolivian President Evo Morales

politely and elegantly gave the bird to his conservative opponents.

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"Mary Mary quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?"

As is obvious in this photo from Cretacic Park,

Evo Morales, the President of Bolivia, has violated

the rule, "Do NOT Feed the Dinosaurs."

'Policia' Spelled Sideways

As these Bolivian farmers will attest, big wheels

will always run over you if they get half a chance.

K'ellus Runas, or 'Men in Yellow', is a Bolivian

special army force. When a member of this

elite unit is cashiered for cowardice, you can

bet no one calls him 'yellow'.

In the land where he was murdered,

Che Guevara is still revered.