Rubberface Elected As Indepublicrat;

Declares Sainthood and Is Appointed by

the United Nations as Moralist-General

These Republican ducks are more than lame.

They're dead.

Jason Voorhees has enrolled in a workforce

redevelopment program in order to retool

his slasher skills.

Claudio Pinto Before He Heard the

Results of the Midterm Elections

After He Heard

'Rick Santorum, Senator Emeritus'.

Ah, truth has a ring to it that is like

a sweet lullaby.

The picture of Katherine Harris we've all been waiting for.

Capitol Braces for Pelosian Invaders

Red-State Supporter Celebrating Bolshevik Revolution

This Republican ostrich pulled its head out of the sand, saw

that Rick Santorum is senatorial history, said "I stick with Rick,"

and then stuck its head back in the sand.

If ever there was a woman who deserves the ugliest

epithet ever invented, it would have to be Katherine

Harris. So it's time for Elmer Fudd to say it:

"Good widdance to bad wubbish, you dumb cunt!"

Even Vladimir Putin is eavesdropping tonight on the

election results in the United States.

Voters Playing New Video Game Hit,

America Votes 2006

Republican Candidates Struggling to Drive the Bush Sled

Monica Lewinsky Switches Political Parties, Says She

Wonders What a Republican Prick Tastes Like

Where's Tonto?

George and Jeb Doing the Hugger-Mugger

President Bush Issuing the Executive Order to Kneecap

Anybody Who Doesn't Take Two Sugars and a Double Shot

of Fat-Free French Vanilla Coffee-Mate in Their Morning

Vente-Sized Cuppa Joe

Q: What do you get when a bunch of parrots feed

from the mouth of Karl Rove?

A: The right-wing blogosphere.

As Jim Talent, the Republican senatorial candidate

from Missouri, spoke, President Bush put on his magic

glasses. With these, he could see his approval rating at

91%, a vibrant democracy in Iraq, and Kim Jong-Il vying

with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to be the first to say,

"For being part of the Axis of Evil, I repent in sackcloth

and ashes." What the President saw couldn't help but

make him smile.

When Ken Mehlman, Chairman of the Republican

National Committee, goes to hell, his face will be

frozen in the pose in which you see it now. That's

the good news. The bad news is his hellmates will

be forced to stare at his face for all eternity.