"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"Why is our President wearing the funny suit?"

"He is offering further proof that John McCain 

is a racist."

Egyptian Protester Confuses Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

 with Former President Bush

World's Photo Retouchers, Airbrushers,

and Photoshoppers Despair of Ever 

Making Iran's President Look Less Ugly

2005: IRAN IS "MONTHS" AWAY FROM THE BOMB

2006: IRAN WILL HAVE THE MATERIAL FOR THE 

BOMB IN "SIX MONTHS [TO] TWO YEARS"

2007: IRAN WILL HAVE NUCLEAR CAPABILITY IN

 ONE TO TWO YEARS

2008: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB IN TWO YEARS

2009: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB IN ABOUT 

A YEAR

2010: IRAN IS MONTHS OR "ABOUT A YEAR"

 AWAY FROM THE BOMB

2011: IRAN "MAY BE LESS THAN ONE YEAR 

AWAY" FROM THE BOMB

2012: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB "IN A 

YEAR OR SOONER"

And the Drumbeat of War Went 

On and On and On

Iran Produces First Nuke Nimrod

"Despite sanctions and trade embargoes, over the past decade

the United States government has granted special licenses

allowing American companies to do billions of dollars in

business with Iran and other countries blacklisted as

state sponsors of terrorism."  Aha!  Now we know the

real reason why Mahmoud hasn't been sweating an 

American invasion:  it would be bad for business! 

Iranian President Joins Forces with American 9/11 Truthers;

Are Birthers Next on His List?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Welcoming

Syrian Party Barge to Iranian Port

President of Iran Announces Revolutionary

Breakthrough in 2-D TV Technology

"Uh, pardon me, Mr. President, but did you remember to
anoint your lips with Curel before kissing the Holy Koran?"

The greatest tyranny known to humankind is the
power the past has over the present.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Throws Down the Gauntlet,

Challenges Glenn Beck to a No Tears Barred, World

Championship Weep-Off

"Rabbi Ber Beck, I don't know how you do it,

but you're even crazier than I am!"

When Stinky was about to cut a big one,
he always covered the mic.

KoranOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead!

Iranian President Pledges 'Crushing' Response to US
Critiques, Threatens to Use Irony, Maybe Even Sarcasm

Diplomats couldn't believe it when they learned that
all it took to change the face of Iran was a Happy Meal.

"Welcome to the Seventh Century, my fellow Iranians!
As you can see, we have made great progress since the
dark days of the Sixth Century!"

"Definitely by hasty remarks you will not be placed in the
circle of friendship with the Iranian nation. Therefore I
advise you to correct your interfering stances," said the
President of Iran, who obviously learned English by
studying the public speeches of George W. Bush.