Trump hires only the best lawyers.

Donald Trump, Extortionist-in-Chief

Whiteworld #74

Nicholas Sandmann and Savannah Guthrie register

84.8 on the Whiteness Meter.

Instead of a KKK hood, the Spirit of Covington

 Catholic High School wears a MAGA hat.

Is it just a lucky accident that Covington Catholic High

School's street address is 1600 Dixie Highway, or

is it a manifestation of the will of God?

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #198

John Bolton, Dan Scavino, Jr., and 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Whosit Joins Whatsit in the Mysterious World

 of Known Unknowns

Did you know that 26 individual billionaires have more 

wealth than the combined wealth of 3.8 billion people 

in the world?

Games Senators Play

Warm Scuzzies #850

Nicholas Sandmann

Dana Loesch Watching Ann Coulter and Mike Huckabee

Duke It Out

Lady Gaga Tells Mike Pence He Can't Beat Her Meat

"She was really bombed,

And I was really blown away,

Until I asked her what she wanted,

And this is what she had to say:

'A pearl necklace'."

Every word Rudy Giuliani utters about Trump 

is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the'.

Fearguth is headed to Miami today so that he and his

wife can set sail tomorrow aboard Norwegian Jade

for Jam Cruise 17.  He will be offline until January 22.

Adventures in Aestheticism #136

Remember the principle of Majority Rule?

Mike Pence Sez:  "Trump's thundering voice probably 

diminished the enthusiasm of people south of the border."

Is Trump a Russian agent or does he just play one

 on television?

How would you like to get $30 million for 

being sacked?