Sleep Well, American Dream

Every word Rudy Giuliani utters about Trump 

is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the'.

Hidden Rooms Found in King Tut's Tomb May Be 

Filled with Grain, Carsonologists Say

The Unexpurgated Bible #128

And Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Rubio, come forth! 

Hey, Marco, come forth!  Hello, is anybody alive in there?"

May his untimely demise be

an admonition to us all.

"Get lost, Bob! There's room for only ONE

mummy in this goddam pyramid!"

Liveblogging Joe McCarthy's Tombstone

12:00 Noon -- There it is.

12:30 -- Still there.

1:00 -- Hasn't moved yet.

1:30 -- Still not moving.

2:00 -- Dead calm, very peaceful.

2:30 -- No signs of life at all.

3:00 -- Gotta go. Will try again next spring.

Sarko the Giant Approaching the

Tomb of the Unknown Architect

Pallbearers Carrying Casket of Marine to Be

Buried in the Tomb of the Invisible Soldier