Camouflage is an evolutionary adaptation that

improves an animal's chances of survival, and

therefore its chances of reproducing.

Monk Prepares to Dive Into Pool of Moksha at New

DisneyWorld Attraction, Nirvanaland

"I've had enough of his monkeyshines!" the cop

said as he locked up the animal rights activist.

In the competition for the Gillette Prize, Mariah Carey,

a modern-day goddess, was no match for Venus, whose

legs alone were over six feet long.

"Wait for me!" the President exclaimed when he realized
the Rapture was almost over and he was about to be
left behind.

If you simply cannot stand to leave your flower garden alone,

you can always take it with you.

Vice President Cheney explains the tricky maneuvers

Representative Richard Pombo must use to avoid

prosecution as a corrupt politician.

The White Masque of the Iraqalypse

In his recurring nightmare, Karl Rove sees a woman

dressed in clocks, who sings, "It's five to twelve, Karl, and

at midnight you will turn into Hemorrhoidus Maximus."

Nicaragua's youth don't play silly Paintball games.

Instead, they build homemade mortars and shoot to kill.

A Loveletter in the Sand to Wang Luobin

The demonstrators were amused by the

Dressed-for-Success Dumpster Diver.

As the Peruvian man rummaged through the garbage

for a bite to eat, the sign on the wall urged him to vote.

Bidis, 'the poor man's cigarettes', come in a variety

of flavors, including chocolate, licorice, strawberry,

and vanilla, and are quite the rage among some teens.

"It's like eating dessert and having a smoke at the

same time," said one.

Newspaper Editor Accused of Sitting on Story

for Over Six Months

Egg Standers Hard at Work

More than 600,000 high school students in

Chile are on strike, demanding more money

for education and a longer school day. Their

American counterparts find this hard to believe.

The good news: a small boy beats the heat.

The bad news: he lives in Iraq.

The bald eagle had been diagnosed with

Multiple Personality Disorder.

Saddam has become quite fond of gallows humor.