American Schutzstaffel #22

Stones Still Rolling, But Slower

The Gohmert 190 MPH 450 CFM Natural-Gas-Powered 

Mooslim Blower

"Being a Supreme Court justice is easy.  Riding a

bicycle is hard."

"Don't Breitbart me, bro!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #80

Curse of the Crazy Mama

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #491

Andy Holt

Mark Sanford Loses Debate with Cardboard

Image of Nancy Pelosi

Authorities Puzzled Why Adam Savader Never Tried

to Blackmail Ann Coulter with Nude Pictures

Buena Vista Township, Michigan Clerk Apologizes 

for Being 'Arrogant Platko'

Alex Jones Falls into Tsarnaev Brothers Plot Hole

"I want a new conspiracy theory

One that won't make me sick

One that won't make me crash my car

Or make me feel three feet thick

I want a new conspiracy theory

One that won't hurt my head

One that won't make my mouth too dry

Or make my eyes too red

I want a new conspiracy theory

One that won't go away

One that won't keep me up all night

One that won't make me sleep all day

I want a new conspiracy theory

One with no doubt

One that won't make me talk too much

Or make my face break out."

The Cheney Room in the George W. Bush

Presidential Center

Some faces could stop a clock.  Others, like Steve 

Kush's, scream, "I AM THE GOP!"

When we saw the headline, 'Former Ryan Intern Arrested 

in Nude Photo Scheme', why were we not surprised?

Mormon Bishop Scares Off Attacker 

with Sword of Moroni

Warm Scuzzies #388

Adam Savader

Stacey Campfield Bombs in Tennessee

"So sorry I look so gaudy, but my everyday skin is

at the cleaners."

World's Worst Jobs #132

Nepalese Well Digger