Mooch the Plumber Sez: "If you’re going to keep leaking, 

I’m going to fire everybody.”

"Hello, Ivanka, this is Bob Mueller. Got a moment?"

New White House Wind Machine

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #97

Corey Lewandowski

Scaramucci Sez:  "I'm deleting old tweets. Past views evolved 

& shouldn't be a distraction."

Anthony Scaramucci Celebrates 'Made Man in America

Week' by Deleting Old Tweets That Dissed the Don

Chief of Staff Happy to Keep His Job

Wayne LaPierre Monument to Be Made

 from 100% Recycled Petroleum Jelly

Caesar Hemorrhoidus Maximus

"Yikes! Mr. Krabs has unleashed another Twitter storm! 

Run away, run away!"

'Russia's foreign minister jokes there may have been more 

meetings between Trump and Putin'

All Crime Families Need a Mouthpiece

The Russian flag is also red, white, and blue.

Waiting for Apoplexy

It's now official: the Spiceratops has become extinct.

FOR SALE

One (1) Motorized Podium

Low Mileage and Street Legal

Contact: Melissa@SNL.com

Fearguth's Law

For every Scary Moochee, there is an equal 

and opposite Scary Moocher.

Now that Sean Spicer is gone, guess who gets

to wear the Easter Bunny suit!

In 2015, at age 51, Anthony Scaramucci said Trump was a

 hack, anti-American politician. Now, at 53, he loves Trump. 

 "Evolution has been very, very good to me," he says.

Anthony Scaramucci Sez:  "If you're going to eat an

 elephant, you have to eat it one bite at a time."