If Anti-Vaxxers could own the libs by weaponizing

hemorrhoids, they would.  It's a safe bet that many

more Anti-Vaxxers will die from COVID-19 than

immunized libs.

Pachydermal Hemorrhoids

Are the Worst

Even Mr Potato Head knows that!

Don't Stand for Hemorrhoids™

Caesar Hemorrhoidus Maximus

Kiss Those Hemorrhoids Goodbye

Not Your Father's Pain in the Ass

"I should have used Preparation H®."

"Preparation H!  I NEED Preparation H!"

"I was the first member of Congress to call Barack Obama

 a socialist who embraces Marxist-Leninist policies."

"That's good to know, Dr. Broun, but I'd still like to

 find out whether you think Preparation-H is physically,

or only psychologically, addictive."

Congress' Approval Rating Falls to 12%; Senators and

Representatives Now Less Popular Than Acne and

Hemorrhoids

"When people outside of Texas hear the words,

'Rick Perry', they start thinking of having a

hemorrhoidectomy.  Is there any reason for

that, Governor?"

In one sense, this is a picture of Joe Lieberman.
In another sense, it is a picture of what goaded
some chemist into formulating Preparation H.

"Oh God, I almost died from that surgical misadventure.
I went in for a routine hemorrhoidectomy and some ham-
handed surgeon removed both of my hermorrhoids instead."

Michael Savage Accuses Glenn Beck of Stealing His Stuff,
Calls Him 'The Hemorrhoid with Eyes'