Herschel Walker Sez:  "I know what a woman is.  It's written

 in the Bible.  She's from Adam's McRib."

On National Tell a Joke Day, all he had to do to get a

laugh was say, "McDLT."

Some blame all those preservatives 

in Big Macs.

In Hell, there are no Big Macs.

Big Mac Attacks!

Looks like multi-billionaire Leon Cooperman could use

a Happy Meal.

Donald Trump had McDonald's delivered to Walter Reed hospital 

while he was being treated for COVID-19. Trump’s standard

 order at McDonald’s consisted of two Big Macs, two 

Filet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malt.

"What's that?"

"Mac Jr., Big Mac, and Grand Mac Waiting for Godot."

"That's absurd!"

At 94, Benedict is the world's oldest living McPope.

With 2024 on Her Mind, Nikki Haley Suggests That 

Democrats Give Trump ‘a Break’ on Impeachment

It's Hard to Get Into the Supreme Court

Kayleigh Gets a Promotion

It's been a bad day for Hamburglar in DC today.

Now Trending at #12 on Twitter

Trump Daydreaming About His Next Happy Meal

Trump Now Saying He's 'All for Masks'

Patricia McCloskey Doing Her

Hamburglar Helper Impression

It's Time for a Miracle!

Captain Happy Meal Reports for Duty

in Richmond, Virginia

Should Trump be crucified on a cross of Big Macs?