Is Ron Deguay too old for Sarah Palin?  He's 64 and

she's only 58.

Fido Friday the 13th

For someone 85-years-old, Don Cherry wears his 

clown suits better than buffoons half his age.

White House Declares:  "Let's Have a Gritty Gritty

Christmas This Year!"

Then came the Rapture and this hockey player

was left behind.

Miss Canada's 'national costume' for 

the Miss Universe beauty pageant was

created in strict compliance with the

Law of the Preponderance of the 

Means Over the End.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #72

Gary Bettman and the Stench of Cold Hard Cash

"Whoopee!  Now I can buy some new teeth!"

FBI Questions Don Rickles About

Missing Stanley Cup Hockey Puck

"Hey, not so hard! What do you think this is--a town hall?"

"Sarah, don't you just love it when big burly men
fight over you?"
"You betcha, especially when they're Republicans!"

The Politico Illustrated #8

"Bipartisanship on ice"

Wasn't Jason Voorhees' mother a 'Hockey Mom'?

Says father-to-be Levi Johnston, "I live to play hockey.

I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do

some fishing, shoot some shit. And I don't want kids."

There was nothing funny about this puck. This was the dreaded

Puck of Doom, and it had Marty's name written all over it.

"Good grief! This is the third time this week we've had to

stop and look for one of Stefan's contact lenses!"

Archaeologists Unearth Fossilized Jawbone

of Paleolithic Hockey Player

"Sinner, I don't hate you! I just hate your sins!"

"Good Lord! Why did I have to lose one of my

contacts right now?"

Suddenly, the goalie realized he had no earthly idea

why it was called a 'puck'.