"What's it like, Mr. Gregory, to get paid $4 million to

not meet the press?"

Meet the Press Says Goodbye to David Gregory 

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David Gregory

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Gregory McSmegmary

If he had a modicum of self-respect, David Gregory

wouldn't be caught dead in the same picture frame

with Ralph Reed.

David Gregory and Ralph Reed Playing

'We Don't Know Jack!'

Now that David Gregory has promoted

Benjamin Netanyahu from Prime Min-

ister of Israel to the new 'King of the 

Jews', what are people supposed to

do with the old one?

What is it with Richard Nixon, David Gregory, and

sweaty upper lips?

Following David Gregory's advice, Mitt Romney ripped

the other guy's face off.

"Any ad which quotes what I said on Meet the Press last

Sunday is a falsehood, because I have said publicly those

 words were inaccurate and unfortunate, spoken while I

was being cruelly subjected to enhanced interrogation

 techniques by David Gregory."

 "David," said Representative Eric Cantor, "I don’t think

it’s nice to call anyone crazy, OK?"

David Gregory IS pretty scary.

Just ask Rand Paul.

"Yes, David, every time you and I appear together

on Meet the Press it's a reminder that the United

States lost the Vietnam War in 1975 and that this

show started to decline after Lawrence E. Spivak

called it quits the same year."

Of all the network offers to provide a friendly
place where aides to Governor Mark Sanford
could frame the conversation to their boss'
advantage, only David Gregory promised to
supply the Anal Lube for free.

"If I might go out on a limb a bit, David, I think that probably

President Obama is somewhat more analytical than George

Bush. This may sound like a rather rash statement, but it's

based on my experience working for both men, my stint at

the CIA, and the time I spent as President of Texas A & M."

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David Gregory

David Gregory Grades His Pre-Iraq War Coverage Harshly,

Gives Himself an A Instead of an A+

NBC's David Gregory says if you strip away her inflammatory

rhetoric, the point Ann Coulter is trying to make about John

Edwards is that "he has been disingenuous about the size of

his tallywhacker."

"Calm down, Dave.

I just washed my hands in Pilate's washbowl,

and they are now completely clean.

See."