GOP Virus (aka 'China Virus') Linked to

Schadenfreude Pandemic

Trump Goes Viral

Trump Won't Throw Out First Pitch,

Says 'China Virus' Refuses to Play by

the Rules

White House Virus Strategy

As viruses go, the so-called 'Chinese Virus' is 

one of the ugliest.

He Will Cleanse Us from All Viruses

Let us hope this works as advertised and doesn't 

require Bill Gates microchip implants.

It's Fauci's World.  We Only Live in It.

Annoying Apple Tries to Make Comeback

by Claiming COVID-19 Virus Originated

in Dr. Zoidberg's Lab

Trump Being Urged to Deploy Kamikaze Oldtimers

 Regiment Against COVID-19

Council Member Pruneface Sez:  "We're going to

rub COVID-19 out!"

What is going on?  Is it Spring Fashion Week already?

 Remember:  it's pronounced 

'FRONK-EN-STEEN'.

The Coronavirus attacks your lungs.

The Pendejovirus attacks your brain.

COVID-2020

"Get thee behind me, COVID-19!" Trump exclaimed

messianically.

Trump Campaign Unveils New Logo

National Motto Changed from 'In God We Trust' to

'Flatten the Curve'

Viewed from the standpoint of the coronavirus,

this is called a 'Target Rich Environment'.

Why do Pathogens look like Sea Mines? Discuss.