I’m Addicted to My Calorie-Burning Sauna Blanket

Like Sean Hannity, meth-ravaged Lamb Chop says

she is not a journalist.

"It was hell," says Facebook junkie about Monday's

six-hour outage.

Defense Attorney Says QAnon Supporter and Capitol 

Hill Insurrectionist Douglas Jensen Addicted to 

MyPillow Conspiracy Porn

War is a drug that gives Andy Biggs meaning.

Going cold turkey is tough.

One of Trump's 'Tough People' Has Some Advice

 for Tucker Carlson

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #185

Who said, "I'm a person who has a hard time saying no, 

and it gets me into trouble because I sometimes 

overreach"---Tony Montana or Larry Kudlow?

Junkies Start Seeing Spidora as 'Opioid Czar'

Just Say No! No! No!

A new study shows opioid addicts who get high on Immodium 

don't give a shit.

GOP Crazy Pill Abuse: Who Gets Addicted?

The Final Stage of Altoid Addiction

"Cold turkey, eh?  Well, what addictive habit did you

give up, Tom?"

Pot Addiction Turns Stefani Joanne Angelina 

Germanotta into Lady Gaga

Wendy's Softserv Mainliner

Local Woman Blames Pee-Wee Herman

for Scotch-Taped-Face Addiction

The Sex Addiction Epidemic:  Is It Taxable?

"Are you listening, Scott Walker?  This is

what Koch addiction does to your body!" 

"Why whites are superior to blacks is something you
just have to accept on faith, Cousin Taina, like why
Jesus was born of a virgin and that Glenn Beck has
recovered from drug addiction and alcoholism."