"It has come to my attention that you two have been

engaging in gratuitous witness-badgering."

"Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no 

badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking 

badgers!"

The Many

The Proud

The Dead

"Why don't the honey badger care?"

Trump asked memishly.

"Either pay the $300,000 you owe us, or your Nasty Ass 

R-Rated Talking Honey Badger Doll will be liquefied!"

Trump Campaign Adopts New Mascot for 

General Election Campaign

Most Popular Pet Owned by

Angry White Men

Honey Badger don't give a shit.  Demodex folliculorum

can't give a shit because it has no anus.

Wisconsin Badger

Wisconsin Weasel

The Priebus on the left owns five guns. 

The one on the right doesn't.

Brit Sues Baker for Mouse Found in Loaf;

"I Ordered a Badger," Man Says

Man Chastised for Badgering

His Wife's Beaver

If you've been wanting to bite a badger, here's how to do it.