If a college graduate is granted $10,000 in debt relief, 

Sean Hannity, who makes $30 million a year, says, 

"This is New Green Deal radical socialism."

Lock Him Up

Warm Scuzzies #742

The Justice Network

"Either pay the $300,000 you owe us, or your Nasty Ass 

R-Rated Talking Honey Badger Doll will be liquefied!"

Fighter says ISIS' finances have taken

a beating because it has been using the 

same accountant as Kanye West.

Who among us would accept a $840 million IOU from

this man?

Bachmann's Jesus Stiffs Staff

When Newt Gingrich's Campaign Debt Clock reached

$4.8 million, it began to strike 13.

Mitt Romney would probably be in favor of building new

Debtors' Prisons, so long as they are privately owned

and operated.

In view of its $23 million defcit,

will the fiscal conservatives

in the GOP raise the RNC's

debt limit, or will they have

a Red Elephant Sale?

Magical Depressionism #16

Merriam-Webster Chooses 'Austerity' as Word of the Year

"To be quite honest, I need this Senate job

to pay off my $100,000 campaign loan, my

$35,000 credit card debt, and my $15,000

student loan."

Beware of Greeks Bearing Bonds

Sarko the Giant and the Chancellor of Germany

were appalled by the Great Greece Spill of 2010.

When the American consumer is finally laid to rest

under six feet of debt, this will be the tombstone.