Wally Sez:  "Boy, Beaver, you're goofy!"

Zombeaver denies it's a TikTok influencer.

Rodent Overeats, Sleeps Through Full Beaver Moon

Remember Bucky Beaver?

Ted Nugent does.

Zombeaver Savagely Attacks Vampire Kayaker

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #4

A Zombeaver

Ted Nugent's Got Wood

Whiteworld #15

Only white beavers are welcome in Beavercreek, Ohio.

Mark Cuban Offers Donald Trump $1 Million

 to Shave His Beaver

One of the Corollaries to the Theory of Intelligent Design

"If you ask me, 'Beaver Cleaver' was just

a euphemism for 'penis', a dirty joke

slipped into an otherwise wholesome

 family comedy of the 1950s."

"Stop laughing, please!  This is what we, the members of the

People's Liberation Army of China, have to do for our weekly

allowance.  Beaver Cleaver, we understand, had to do worse.

He had to appear on television in the 1950s."

"Compared to what I have to go through every morning,"

says Neel Kashkari, "shaving a beaver is a piece

of cake."

"Please, please don't shave me!" the beaver exclaimed.

Mel Gibson Dialoging with Oksana Grigorieva's Beaver

"Did you say the world's biggest beaver dam has been

discovered in northern Canada? Or did you say the

world's biggest damn beaver has been discovered

in northern Canada? Or did you say something

else entirely?"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #23

Mel Gibson's Beaver Flick

Man Chastised for Badgering

His Wife's Beaver