Climate Change

Today's taste treat is Jabba the Hut

on Wheat Toast.

SpaceX Toaster Makes Perfect

Elon Musk Toast Every Time

It'll take a while longer, but the word is getting around, even

 among diehard Republicans, that Trump is toast.

"Bowser, you've got the idea of a coronavirus

face mask all wrong."

Four Out of Five Dentists Agree

Baguetting twice a day helps reduce the build-up of 

bacteria that can lead to cavities and gum disease.

Like Wonder Bread, Soylent Green helps build 

strong bodies 12 ways.  Just ask Dan Patrick.

Biden Inadvertently Avoids

Food Poisoning

The Unexpurgated Bible #172

And Jesus said unto them, "I am the bread of life: 

he that cometh to me shall never hunger."

What Unfresh Hell Is This?

It's What's for Breakfast

Trump Is Toast and the Toaster That Makes It

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #33

A Cheesy Garlic Knot

Ben Carson is toast.  Pass the word.

Miraculous Image of Bobby Jindal on Wheat Toast

Gets No Bids on eBay

Government Pays Joni Ernst's Family

$460,000 to Grow Bread Bags

When she removed her bread bags last night,

everyone saw that Senator Ernst was wearing camo pumps.

"We were so poor our Wonder

Bread only built strong bodies

2 ways, instead of 12."

Joni Ernst wore her Pepperidge Farm

bread bags only on special occasions.

"And you try and tell the young people 

of today you wore a bread bag suit to 

school ..... they won't believe you."