Anus Mirabilis

"Probing Uranus Is Our Best Shot to Find Dark Matter"

[100% Real Daily Beast Headline]

Texas Tag Team

Not to Be Confused with 'Perineum Sunning'

Dan Bongino wants you to know assholes

need love, too.

Andrew Giuliani Announces Candidacy for New York

Governorship, Claims to Be More Popular Than

Perineum Sunning

For those who may be considering Perineum Sunning,

 keep in mind that a sunburned asshole is a definite no-no.

Is Perineum Sunning right for you?

"Could Trump pardon himself?" is like asking "Can

the Oozlum Bird fly up its own fundament?"

Of course it can!

Is America getting on the road to recovery 

from its anal fixation?

Nasty Harris Has Trump by the Ying-Yang

Trump Undergoes Annual Rectal Exam

It's a Florida Thing

Pence's Inferno

[Masks Optional]

Remember the mask worn by The Sphincter, the 

tight-assed superhero?  Brad Parscale does.

Glute Brute

Even Mr. Potato Head knows that.

Like Trump, the Demodex felliculorum doesn't give

a shit.  But, unlike Trump, it can't because it has

no anus.

Impeachment Probe:  Not Exactly a Sigmoidoscopy,

But Close

Those 30 or so Republican reps who stormed the closed-door

 impeachment hearing are all stringers for the Uranus Examiner.