"I regret to announce that my associate, Mitt Romney,

has self-deported from the 2016 presidential race."

Bane Sez:  “It kills me not to be there,

 not to be in the White House doing 

what needs to be done:  bringing people

 together, doing the deals, doing the 

trades, knocking the heads together."

[Yeah, especially knocking the heads

together.]

Will Catholicism, Inc., be Bain Capital's next target?

Warm Scuzzies #340

The Des Moines Register

Bane Mechanism Says It Likes the

 RomneyCare Parts of ObamaCare

Bain Capital's Answer to Ernest Scribbler's 'Killer Joke'

Those who are fans of Bain Capital were asked to raise

 their hands.  Only one hand went up:  Michele Davis's.

Michele Davis, Former BP Public Relations Flack, Hired to 

Help Contain Romney's Bain Capital Spill

Determined not to make the same mistake John McCain

made in 2008, Mitt Romney has chosen one of his Bane 

Capital silent partners---who bears an uncanny resemblance

 to former Vice President Dick Cheney---to vett potential 

vice presidential running mates.

If you don't want to hurt Mitt Romney's feelings, don't 

ask him about his years as CEO of Bain, as governor of 

Massachusetts, and as a Mormon.  You know, don't ask

him about some of the most important events in his life.

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times:

I left Bane Capital in February of 1999!"

Is it accidental that Mitt Romney changed the spelling of

'Bane' to 'Bain', or is it part of a conspiracy to increase

ticket sales for the latest Batman movie?

Dark Knight of the Soul

"Sorry, the buck doesn't stop here.  It stops over there!"

"Although I was still technically CEO of Bain Capital

 in 2002, I then retired retroactively back to 1999."

Karl Rove says the Obama campaign's attacks on Mitt

Romney's years with Bain Capital are a 'big mistake'

because they will turn independent voters against

Obama.  When he becomes a concern troll, you 

know the attacks on Romney are making Karl's hair 

fall out.  If he truly believed the Obama campaign was

 making a 'big mistake', Karl wouldn't say a word.  

Instead, he would hope another 'big mistake' would 

be made tomorrow and every day thereafter until

 the November election.

Q:  Does Mitt's Left Bain know 

what his Right Bain is doing?

A:  Yes.  Both sides know the other

side is lying.

Mitt Romney Trying to Remember Whether It's a Felony

to Lie On a Financial Disclosure Form or to Lie About a

Financial Disclosure Form

Mitt Romney, Outsourcerer

"Not positive, but I think this baby is trying to say,

 'Don't Bain me, bro, don't Bain me!'"