Bragging Rites

It takes 43 muscles to frown.  This is the way Trump is

getting his exercise these days.

Freddie the Freeloader, the Well-Toned Bum

Man Flashes Six-Pack Abs,

Teetotaler Capitulates

Jordan Claims It Will Enhance

Mueller's Muscle Definition

Does it take 43 muscles or 62 muscles to frown?  

Ask Elon Musk. He knows everything.

Is this what Megan McArdle means by

'muscular patriotism'?

Election Over!  New Study Shows Muscles Help Men

Be Seen As Leaders

The reason Ted Cruz seldom smiles is because it takes 

10 muscles to smile, but only 6 to frown.

Trump Scores Endorsement of Brotherhood of Satanic 

Musclehead Emojis

“I’m not one of these other guys that goes down. 

I don’t go down. I go up.”

Rand Paul Prepares to Flex His Pecs

"Nice fanny pack!"

Manohar Aich Sez:  "Look, when you're 100 years old

like me, you're damn lucky if you can still raise your

 arms above your waist, much less do a Charles Atlas 

impression!"

Did chocolate build Jesus' muscles?

John Kasich's Job Approval Rating Drops to 35%;

Governor's Frown Muscles Get Good Workout

Gramma Funk's Got Pecs You Can

Believe In

Chris Lee Challenges David Vitter and

John Ensign to a Bicep-for-Bicep,

Pec-for-Pec Shirtless Matchup

The Politico Illustrated #11
"Bishops flex muscles, see opportunities"

Given the choice, would you rather have a

69-year-old head resting atop a classically-sculpted

29-year-old body,

or own a prosperous Mennonite farm in Bolivia?