Brad Parscale Makes the Case Against Caturday

Who knew Brad Parscale was also a 

martyrologist?

Parscale Edited Out of Trumpworld,

Joins Ranks of the 'Disappeared'

This is the way Trumpworld ends.

Not with a bang (but close).

Brad Parscale 

6'8" 

His Head the Shape of a Spiked Club

Brad Parscale Has a Brand New Hat

"Why is Brad Parscale looking so down in the mouth?"

"He's in 'quasi-quarantine'."

"His hat, too?"

"Yep."

"So heart-rending."

After he leaves the White House, Trump may

be thinking of a new reality television show,

'The Confidence Game'.

Has Brad Parscale worn out his White House welcome?

The 'parscale' will soon be added to the 

Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures.

Preferably out of the barrel of a circus cannon.

Like they say, "Beauty is only skin deep, but

ugly goes all the way to the bone."

Brad Parscale Is Neckbeard

Remember the mask worn by The Sphincter, the 

tight-assed superhero?  Brad Parscale does.

There's widespread agreement that Brad Parscale,

Trump's campaign manager, looks better in a 

mask.

Shouldn't that headline read, 'Trump erupts at

Grigori Rasputin impersonator . . .'?

Remember Brad Parscale?  He's so pre-coronavirus,

isn't he?

When he's not managing Trump's re-election campaign,

Brad Parscale likes to scare audiences with his 

Grigori Rasputin and Nicolai Lenin impressions.

It was the age of duct tape and 

extension cords.

Q:  "I have a big wad of Brad Parscale stuck to

the bottom of my shoe.  Is there any way to get

it off?"

A:  "Have you tried plastique?"