Rat Enjoys Watching Brian Kilmeade on Fox News,

Especially When He Uses Photoshopped Images

Brian Kilmeade Sez:  "Like it or not, these are not our

kids. So it's OK to kidnap, cage, and abuse them."

Time Tourist #10

Trump didn't find out until he saw it on Fox and Friends 

that he had been impeached.

“Are you being sarcastic?” Kilmeade asked.

“Of course I’m being sarcastic,” responded Trump.

 "I was born sarcastic.  The first words out of my 

mouth in the delivery room were, 'Ma, is this the

 best you can do?'"

Alas, Brian Kilmeade, even if we were to 'clear the waters', 

we'd still have to deal with Land Sharks.

Sign of the Times #60

Guaranteed to Provide Fast Relief from 

Headache, Neuritis, and Neuralgia

Martha MacCallum Sez:  “Women get paid exactly 

what they’re worth.  They are worth a heck of a

lot---just not as much as men, like Sean Hannity,

Neil Cavuto, Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade, and

Roger Ailes.  Especially Roger Ailes."

‘Pocket Hose’ Demonstration on Fox & Friends Goes 

Horribly Awry; Brian Kilmeade Promises to Not Pull

It Out on Camera Ever Again

They sat on the sidelines and watched the War on Christmas.

Now they're sitting on the sidelines and watching the War

on Halloween.  Are Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade

passivists, pacifists, or what?

"On the show on Friday, I was talking about Bill O’Reilly's

appearance on the View and I said this: 'Not all Muslims are

 terrorists but all terrorists are Muslims.' Well, I misspoke.

I don’t believe all terrorists are Muslims. I’m sorry that

my being such an asshole offended or hurt anybody’s

feelings. But that’s it."

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #15

Imagine sucking a fertilized duck egg through a straw. 
That would be Brian Kilmeade.

"All peckerwoods are equal, but some peckerwoods

are more equal than others."

Avoid Contact with Skin

There are seven boobs in this picture,

but only one is the offspring of an

inter-species marriage. Can you

tell which one?

World's Worst Yobs #28

Brian Kilmeade