Time Tourist #12

Nominee to Federal Bench in Louisiana Coyly Refuses to 

Give Direct Answer to Question about Recently-Decided

 Supreme Court Decision, Brown v. Board of Education

Time Tourist #11

Luis Buñuel Does the Three Grifterteers

Time Tourist #10

Trump didn't find out until he saw it on Fox and Friends 

that he had been impeached.

Time Tourist #9

Socrates Self-Medicates, NRA-Style

Time Tourist #8

"What's that?"

"That's the Time Machine Trump will use to go back 

and make a deal to prevent the Civil War."

Time Tourist #7

Sadducee Rebukes Uppity Nazarene

Time Tourist #6

Modified Limited Hangout

Time Tourist #5

"Twenty years from now, the news cycle will be so rapid 

that this picture of me speaking at a rally at Harvard 

University in support of Professor Derek Bell will be 

unearthed and then reburied so quickly that, a 

little over a month later, it will be as forgotten as 

Andrew Breitbart."

Time Tourist #4

"Who cares? Who cares that she wasn’t invited into the club? 

She’s a Jew — Jews aren’t allowed! …. The war on Jews 

coming home to The Masters. Who freakin’ cares? [...] 

I don’t care that The Masters are a Gentile-dominated 

event. I don’t care that Jews aren’t members of The 

Masters. Frankly, I kind of like the idea that Jews 

aren’t members of The Masters. Good Lord, I 

don’t want to be hanging out at some Jew’s event!

 Can’t Gentiles go anywhere and just be Gentiles? 

There are plenty of places where Jews can be Jews."

Time Tourist #3

Santorum Administration Obscenity Screener Warns Against 

the Long-Term Effects of Watching Pornography 

Time Tourist #2

Internet Porn Censor at Work in 

the Santorum Administration

Time Tourist #1

In the first Santorum Administration, it became illegal to read 

off a teleprompter.  In the second, it became illegal to read.