Brit Hume Is Still Hanging In There

For the record:  Britt Hume is 77, the same age as Joe Biden.

"If you're seeing things

Running through your head

Who you gonna call?

Fox News Cabinet!"

Q:  "What's with the long line?"

A:  "Oh, it's just people waiting to die for the Dow."

Brit 'Smiler' Hume says it's an 'entirely reasonable 

viewpoint' to expect grandparents to die for the

Dow.  Hume, who will turn 77 in June, looked 

positively pouty when some irreverent oldster

 shouted, "You first, Brit!"

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"I may not smile as much as Hillary, but I'm more attractive."

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Brit Hume

"Brit Hume," writes Howard Kurtz, "a top anchor and

executive with Fox News since the channel was launched

12 years ago, plans to step down at year's end. But he won't

disappear entirely." Damn!

"You'll be happy to know, General Petraeus, that the Senate

will vote 72-25 to condemn this outrageous ad from MoveOn

which appeared in The New York Times. Soon after, that

august body will vote unanimously to put you on the fasttrack

to sainthood."