Texas Governor Spends $14 Million Taxpayer Dollars

to Prove He Is an Immigrant's Best Friend

Like that day Brer Fox threw Brer Rabbit into the

Briar Patch.

Bus a migrant for only pennies a day!

Governor Abbott Opens New Human Trafficking Service

Between Texas and the District of Columbia

900 Wayward Buses.  What a Concept!

Etymologically, 'inauguration' is derived from the Latin, 

'inaugurare', which meant 'to take omens from the flight 

of birds'. So get your tickets now for the Trump 2021 

Magical Inauguration Bus!

There are righteous buses and there are upright

buses.  These are upright.

If he loses the election, Trump could always spend his

last years touring America in the Access Hollywood bus.

The main disadvantage Hitler's brownshirts had relative to

  the Texas Y'all Qaida is they didn't have pickup trucks.

Remember Allen West?  Well, he was

spat out of Florida like a watermelon

seed and landed in the Lone Star State

as chairman of the Texas GOP.  And

he's crazier than ever.

"I don't want to cause no fuss

But can I buy your Magic Bus?"

Magic Bus Terrorizes Marco Rubio

Were it not for Proud Morons, small-town streets would

be choked with antifa buses.

On the Road Again

Free Online Metro Gnome

And then somebody should throw Moscow Mitch

under the bus.

Q:  Who did Trump just throw under the bus?

A:  Mike Pence.

Bangladeshi Rush Hour Prayer Jam

Trump's Gonna Need More Buses!

Duncan Hunter has thrown his wife Margaret under the

bus, but it's not just any old bus; it's Ivan the Terrabus.